Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Sorry my hands just texted you
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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