Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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