Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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