Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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