K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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