were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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