Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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