I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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