Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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