You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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