I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
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