Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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