there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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its like you know when i get waxed
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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