fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Randomize
