he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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