Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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