k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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