TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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