Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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