Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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