After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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