I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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