Christians are straight up FREAKS
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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