So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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