Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
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