Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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