Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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