are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
