East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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