You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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