I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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