My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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