and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I need moral support for this bender
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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