The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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