hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
areolas are like halos for boobs.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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