Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
This baby is an asshole
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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