i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
we're making bets on your personal life
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
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