I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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