do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
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