Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Still dying that you shit outside
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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