...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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