Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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