singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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