wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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