farters have to be the big spoon...
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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