four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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