I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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