is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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