so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
i think im in europe. pls send help
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