i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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