You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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